Chapter 1: Rags to Riches

A long time ago in China far, far away. Obi Wu was born. Although neither remarkable or interesting in any measure available in the universe, he was bound for such greatness.

And so his story begins.

Having 500 gold pieces in his pocket after lifelong begging and thieving, he starts throwing massive parties in hopes of being acquainted with China's most renowned individuals and beautiful future wives.

Zhuge Liang: "Thank you for inviting me. It looks to be a wonderful night."

Wu Obi: "Thank you for coming. Please, feast and enjoy."

Mi Zhu: "I'm glad there's an excess of food as I forgot to bring anything."

Wu Obi: "Get out."

Noting his lacking abilities.. in just about everything, he decides to make many MANY friends that will do his bidding. Wu Obi: "No need to thank me. I just wanted to help."

Boy: A letter of invitation has arrived from Zhuge Liang. Do you wish to visit them?

Wu Obi: "Yes."

Zhuge Liang: "Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to visit me."

Wu Obi: "Yes, very busy begging."

Wu Obi: "Are you eating healthy? A good diet heals mind and body".

All too familiar to Wu Obi.

They discuss politics all night.

​Their friendship grew as their rapport for each other grew.

Boy: "Zhuge Liang of Liu Bei Army has arrived. Shall I let them in?"

Wu Obi: "Yes."

Zhuge Liang: "Please join us." Wu Obi: "I am sorry, but I cannot help you."

Zhuge Liang: "I shall withdraw for today, but I have not given up."

Wu Obi: "Yes, please don't give up."

It's only May and the world is already chaotic. Wu continues to throw parties anyway.

Liu Shan: "I am Liu Shan from Jiangling. Let this be a wonderful night."

Wu Obi: "Get out."

Chaos continues and casualties begin to mount. Zhang Chao falls first, followed by Gongsun Zan.

Liu Bei is invaded by Liu Biao, and Mi Zhu leaves Wu Obi right before his 20 day long mentorship is completed.

Wu Obi makes a mental note of Mi Zhu's name as first executable casualties.

Kong Zhou & Jin Xuan's armies are taken out during Liu Bei's desperate defense.

Zhou Yun makes it in the nick of time.

One by one, Wang Kuang, Bao Xin, Lu Bu, Zhang Lu, Ding Yuan, Ma Teng, Zhang Yan, Liu Dai, and Yuan Shu all disappears from the map.