Chapter 5: Love

Not long ago the Wu Obi was just a beggar and thief with 1 stat all around. Now a China wide renowned hero, he travels from town to town, always dusty, and with heavy heart and empty stomach.

He is promoted time and time again. From Finance Advisor, to Blood Minister, and finally to Chief Secretary, but the beggar hero's mind wanders.

Liu Bei declares himself a "Horse Captain", but even that does not amuse him.

Wang Fu: "We're pouring resources into developing the Farmland at Changsha. Would you help me with the task?"

Wu Obi: "Hmm... Forgive me. I cannot help you with this."

Merchant Man: "Excuse me. I'm sorry but I've been recalled away suddenly. I was wondering if you could deliver this for me? It needs to go to Wuling. Could I ask this of you? It won't be much, but I'll even pay you."

Wu Obi: "No."

Boy: "A letter of invitation has arrived from Ma Liang. Do you wish to visit them? Wu Obi: "Yes."

Wu Obi: "What is this? It appears you are ready for battle."

Ma Liang: "I am. I am to deploy against the bandits."

Wu Obi: "A bandit campaign? I have heard no such order."

Ma Liang: "There is none. This is a personal affair. They are after a village dear to me."

Ma Liang: If the bandits take their tools and melt them for iron, the villagers will all starve to death."

Wu Obi: "A grave situation, indeed. Why not request help from above?"

Ma Liang: "By then, it will be too late. Besides, this is a personal affair."

Wu Obi: "Hmm..."

Wu Obi: (I'm not in the mood.)

Wu Obi: "I admire your bravery in protecting those dear to you."

Ma Liang: "Anyone would do the same. I will return as soon as they are safe."

Wu Obi: Good luck.

Duty, gold and friendship, all turned down. What could possibly be wrong?

Wu Obi: "Sorry to bother you. Maybe I could help you out?"

Could it be? Mi Shi: "Certainly. It'd be a huge relief to have your help."

Mi Shi: "I have not the words to express my thanks. Count on me paying you back!"

Wu Obi: "No need to thank me. I just wanted to help."

Even beggars deserve love, and Wu Obi was no different. Boy: "A letter of invitation has arrived from Mi Shi. Do you wish to visit them?" Wu Obi: "Yes."

Mi Shi: "Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to visit me."

Wu Obi: "Yes, very busy beg.. Ruling." Wu Obi: "Last night, I saw a shooting star in the Eastern skies. Does that mean something?" Wu Obi: (Yes, very romance.)

They spend the night, talking. Mi Shi: "I feel like I understand you much better now."

What could possibly get her to spend twenty more days with Wu Obi?

Wu Obi: "I wish to better grasp politics. Would you be able to help me understand?"

Mi Shi: "Of course. I have much yet to learn, but I will teach you that which I know. The goal is not to always win your way, but to never lose..." Wu Obi: (What are you trying to say.)

Twenty days pass by in a blink, and Wu Obi is emboldened by great desperation. Merchant Man: "What great timing, Wu Obi! I have a wonderful deal for you!" Wu Obi: (Yes, please good deal.)

Wu Obi browses through the merchant's various specialties, and spends most of his time in the back where "critical sale" section is located.

Wu Obi: (She deserves to have this "Unrefined Wine.") Understanding what intoxication could do to a woman's vision, Wu Obi selects "Unrefined Wine".

Merchant Man: "You have a keen eye for quality, Wu Obi. Come again soon."

Wu Obi wastes no time. Mi Shi: "Look who it is. What have you come for today?"

Wu Obi: "I stopped by to see how you're holding up..."

Mi Shi: "Thank you for coming. I've always wanted to speak with you like this."

Wu Obi then presents his "gift" to Mi Shi.

Wu Obi: "I would like to present to you this "Unrefined Wine." ​

​ Mi Shi: "Please, keep it for yourself. I am honored by the thought itself."

Wu Obi: (!!) Wu Obi, full of woe and embarrassment, begins to leave. However.. Mi Shi: "To master politics, one must first focus on..."

Mi Shi invites Wu Obi to stay another twenty days, and nights.

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Some kind of foreplay ensues. Mi Shi: "Come, show me what you can do."

Wu Obi: (I must focus for now and build up my case...!)

Mi Shi: (I must focus for now and build up my case...!)

Wu Obi: (I cannot look Guan Yu in the eye if I fail here!)

Mi Shi: "Let's settle this...!"

Wu Obi: "You must see past the obvious."

Wu Obi: (Please.)

Wu Obi successfully "Insists" Mi Shi the "Unrefined Wine" he brought.

Wu Obi: (I have to strike upon weak points in my opponent's case and wait for my next chance...!)

Drunk, Mi Shi provokes Wu Obi successfully.

Mi Shi: (No matter what my opponent says, I must strike it down...!)

Wu Obi retains his virginity and gains the biggest blue ball in China.

Mi Shi: "You have much to learn before I teach you Culture."

Wu Obi: "You were a wonderful teacher. I feel I can grasp politics much better now."

Wu Obi: (Very pain.)

Mi Shi: "Do not stop there. There is much yet for us to learn."

Suddenly, Wu Obi remembers to whom Mi Shi is related.